Diet Soda

Panel 1: (man next to the fridge, holding a bottle) The mathematician: Are you drinking diet soda? You know, every time you drink a can of diet soda Sauron kills a kitten. Panel 2: And every time Sauron kills a cat, Tim the Beaver kills one kitten for every kitten that Sauron has killed. Panel 3: Every time Tim kills a kitten, Papa Smurf knocks over a bottle of diet soda so you can't drink it. Panel 4: The mathematician (next to a wall of bottles): If there are 99 bottles of soda on the wall, how many kittens must die as a result of your unholy thirst for artificial sweeteners?

It's not just any soda, it's Square Root beer.

Diet Soda

22 April 2008