Panel 1:
Man: I'm sad because some awful person spoiled the end of Harry Potter for me.
The mathematician: You've given me a great idea…
Panel 2:
The mathematician (in front of his laptop): I'm going to post big spoilers on the internet. Time to start typing.
Panel 3:
Math History Spoilers
Galois dies in duel
Dehn is first person to solve a Hilbert problem
√2 is incommensurable
Straightedge and compass cannot trisect angles
Euler goes blind
No general solution for quintic equations
Cantor set is both uncountable and Lebesgue measure 0
“I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain.”
Bernoulli discovers L'Hospital's Rule
1729=1³+12³=9³+10³
Exectly 26 sporadic groups exist
Panel 4:
The mathematician: Ironically, if you spoil really good books you can call it “Cliffs Notes” and sell it for money.

SPOILER: In Final Fantasy VII, you find out that the series will never be as good as Final Fantasy VI. Sorry.

# Spoilers

## 7 September 2007