Spoilers

Panel 1: Man: I'm sad because some awful person spoiled the end of Harry Potter for me. The mathematician: You've given me a great idea… Panel 2: The mathematician (in front of his laptop): I'm going to post big spoilers on the internet. Time to start typing. Panel 3: Math History Spoilers Galois dies in duel Dehn is first person to solve a Hilbert problem √2 is incommensurable Straightedge and compass cannot trisect angles Euler goes blind No general solution for quintic equations Cantor set is both uncountable and Lebesgue measure 0 “I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain.” Bernoulli discovers L'Hospital's Rule 1729=1³+12³=9³+10³ Exectly 26 sporadic groups exist Panel 4: The mathematician: Ironically, if you spoil really good books you can call it “Cliffs Notes” and sell it for money.

SPOILER: In Final Fantasy VII, you find out that the series will never be as good as Final Fantasy VI. Sorry.

Spoilers

7 September 2007