Movie Remakes

Panel 1: Man: So they made a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles movie and they're coming out with a Transformers movie later. The mathematician: Boring. There's only one movie remake that I care about seeing. Let me tell you what it is. Panel 2: (large headline) The Smurfs crack the rsa cryptosystem Panel 3: Smurfette: d·e≡1(modϕ(n)) Given n,e,can you find d? Smurf: Wow,Smurfette,that sounds hard.We should ask Papa Smurf. Panel 4: Papa Smurf: Mwahahaha. I have discovered a fast factoring algorithm that runs in polynomial time. Now we can finally find out Gargamel's credit card number. La la la.

You have no idea how happy we would be if this movie was actually made.

Movie Remakes

10 April 2007